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Bob Lind( Robert Neale Lind )
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The World Is Just a 'B' Movie Meets Reno, Funtown, USA
When first I came to Reno I was kicked at cussed at ego busted Shaggy dusty maladjusted Looking for an open door to get in off the street
I wound up being pushed into A businessman's convention luncheon Torn and tattered briefcaes battered Got out just before they branded beatnik on my feet
It's a B-movie world and the cast is on vacation on location every day In Reno funtown U S A
Escaping down an alley I was Sickened chicken panic stricken Turned and seen a sports arena Ran into a snarling mob of roller derby fans
Reception there was less than warm With knuckles teeth and hairy arms I fell into the first motel And closed the door and hid myself below the TV stand
It's a B-movie world and the cast is on vacation on location every day In Reno funtown U S A
The maid came by for room inspection Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com Throwing trays in my direction Sanitized for my protection I jumped out the window, ran into a grocery store
I didn't have a shopping list They thought I was a communist Who fluoridated frozen fish They put me in a chafing dish and rolled me out the door
It's a B-movie world and the cast is on vacation on location every day In Reno funtown U S A
I made it just in time to get A ticket on a super jet As everyone was making bets On just how long the plane would fly before it took a dive
Reno has a law forbidding Bums to look at married women Tuxes must be worn to swim in If you're there with shaggy hair you may not leave alive
It's a B-movie world and the cast is on vacation on location every day In Reno funtown U S A In Reno funtown U S A
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